From: "Chuck, Lord of the Dance" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars Subject: Empire Strikes Back, The Musical Date: Sun, 27 Jan 2002 23:55:21 -0600 The Empire Strikes Back, set to the tune of YMCA. Young man, are you at a new base? I said, Young man, Wampa's smacking your face. I said Young man, grab your blade and let's go, hey there's - an - old - dude - in the snow! You need to go to see Y-O-D-A You need to go to see Y-O-D-A He's a Jedi Master. He has instructed me. He's the one that you must see! Young man, now the walkers you see, I said Young man, grab your ship and let's flee, now you're Crashing, in the swamp and you're seen, by a li-ttle - man - who - is green. You must be here to see Y-O-D-A You must be here to see Y-O-D-A I will take you to him, but for now you must wait, You know wars not make one great! You must be here to see Y-O-D-A You must be here to see Y-O-D-A There's much anger in you, and the boy is too old, It's time you did what you're told! Young man, trained to master the Force, too bad You won't, complete the full Jedi course, 'cause you've Gone off, to fight Darth Vader and, he has - kicked - your - ass - and - lopped off your hand! You should have listened to Y-O-D-A You should have listened to Y-O-D-A Now you're hanging around, Leia must rescue you, Or else your hero days are through You should have listened to Y-O-D-A You should have listened to Y-O-D-A Now you're safe with the fleet, but you've got to find Han So your training must still go on..... -- Chuck http://www.sfdebris.com