Subject: [Humour] The Trekkie Mash Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2000 21:49:57 -0600 From: Graeme Dice Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars The Trekkie Mash A Parody of "The Monster Mash" by Bobby Boris Pickett I was posting in the group, late one night, When my eyes beheld, an eerie sight. For my trekkie from his slab began to rise, And suddenly, to my surprise, He did the mash He did the trekkie mash The trekkie mash It was a newsgroup smash He did the mash It caught on in a flash He did the mash He did the trekkie mash From my usenet server in the country east, To the master postings where the warsies feast, The trolls all came from their humble abode, To get a jolt, from my electrode They did the mash They did the trekkie mash The trekkie mash It was a newsgroup smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the trekkie mash The warsies were having fun, The party had just begun. The guests included HITMAN, Sonnenburg and his son. The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds, Edam on chains backed by his baying hounds, The Cleaner posters were about to arrive, With their vocal group, the troll flamer five They played the mash They played the trekkie mash The trekkie mash It was a newsgroup smash They played the mash It caught on in a flash They played the mash They played the trekkie mash Out from his coffin Wayne's voice did ring, It seems he was troubled by just one thing, He opened the lid and shook his fist and said, "Whatever happened to my versus faq twist"? It's now the mash It's now the trekkie mash The trekkie mash And it's a newsgroup smash, It's now the mash It's caught on in a flash, It's now the mash It's now the trekkie mash. Now everything's cool, Kynes' a part of the band And my trekkie mash is the hit of the land, For you the living this mash was meant too, When you get to my door tell them Graeme sent you. And you can Mash And you can trekkie Mash The trekkie mash And do my newsgroup Smash And you can Mash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can Mash Then you can trekkie Mash Graeme Dice -- "The next song is designed to cover the sound of shovels. . . It's music to get buried by."