Subject: Re: Happy 4 year aniversery ASVS
Date: Fri, 8 Jun 2001 00:11:37 -0600
From: Eleas <fenix_burns@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars



 [snip]

 Woohoo!

 To celebrate this, I have been asked to perform a song.
 *steps up on podium and clears throat*

 (Sung to the tune of Brothers In Arms)

 This mystical website
 is a tool now for me
 but my dream is the reader
 and always will be.
 Someday you'll return to
 this place where you'll confess
 that you'll always be yearning for ASVS.

 Through these flamewars of Usenet
 baptisms of fire
 I've witnessed your tough'ning
 as the post-count grew higher
 and though it hurt to read so bad
 of the posters' distress
 I know you'll fight with me for ASVS.

 [Coda]

 There's so many different words,
 so many topics left.
 And even though we're nerds,
 our lives are not bereft.

 Now the debates go well, and
 the fanfics pile high
 And a semantic spell
 paints a sapphire sky
 but it's written in its starlight
 that which no-one would guess;
 you all live forever in ASVS.

--
Björn